Employment Opportunities
 

  • Seeking full-time, gainfully employed individual. Benefit package a plus.
    Somebody willing to work long hours and has a salary commensurate with 
    my horse operation's expenses. Fondness for equine not necessary - after
    you've footed their bills for a long time only to have them ignore their
    repeatedly called name across the pasture diminishes my fondness as well. 
    Looks not important as you'll be working long hours anyway. Send your 
    paycheck and all available savings to Raindance Farms, c/o Rain.
    
    NOW PLEASE STOP AND RE-READ THE ABOVE. IT IS HUMOR. Why would we have you 
    send your paycheck to a horse? Also, the first statement suggests we are 
    seeking somebody already full-time, gainfully employed. Each sentence 
    is satirical humor building upon the previous sentence leading to the ending 
    in which I ask you to send "your paycheck and all available savings to..." 
    our farm, attention one of our now departed horses, Rain. 
    
    
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